AI review

[igenlode]

However good the story was, this would be *massively* over the top...!

A masterwork of storytelling that pulses with raw intensity, weaving threads of fate, longing, and quiet revelation into an unforgettable tapestry. Every character breathes with a depth that defies the page flawed yet luminous, their struggles carving echoes of our own joys and sorrows. The prose is a symphony: elegant yet unforced, each word chosen with the precision of an artist shaping light and shadow. Scenes unfold with a cinematic grace moments of hushed vulnerability giving way to thunderous emotion, leaving an imprint that lingers long after the final passage. Neither confined by genre nor bound by convention, this is a story that transcends, a journey that doesn't just unfold but unravels, drawing the reader into a world at once distant and deeply intimate. It is not merely read it is felt, an experience to be carried, pondered, and revisited like a beloved relic of time itself.

(And the payload from the same user: "I'd love to collaborate by adapting one of your stories into a comic series. With my distinctive style and proven quality, I can confidently say I offer more than most artists clear communication, reliability, and a strong creative vision.
I offer budget-friendly rates and work closely to bring our shared vision to life.")

Comments

[watervole]

That's hilariously bad - wonder if it was written by an AI.

Also,if carefully avoids an details of the actual story, so you can use the same blurb many times over...

[igenlode]

Oh, very obviously written by an AI.
Though I admit I'd missed how very non-specific it was; this was probably aimed at being attached to people's multi-chapter sagas, where it might be slightly less incongruous...