Bedroom predictions
27 January 2012 11:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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capriuni:
The nearest book happens to be "Devil's Cub", from the overflow shelf of Georgette Heyers immediately to the right of this desk (lots of forecasting potential there!), so the first sentence is...
"The Marquis read out a startling total." !!!
(It is, in fact, a barber's bill...)
Well, perhaps if the world at large considers "none at all" to be startling... otherwise I for one shall be extremely taken by surprise!
capriuni:Open the nearest book at page 45 and read the first sentence, which will predict your sex life for the next year.
The nearest book happens to be "Devil's Cub", from the overflow shelf of Georgette Heyers immediately to the right of this desk (lots of forecasting potential there!), so the first sentence is...
"The Marquis read out a startling total." !!!
(It is, in fact, a barber's bill...)
Well, perhaps if the world at large considers "none at all" to be startling... otherwise I for one shall be extremely taken by surprise!