FFnet spam

I am still receiving a steady trickle of solicitations (I deleted another 18 PMs this morning) from the "concept artists" farm on fanfiction.net -- but I did unexpectedly receive two genuine favourites over Christmas, one coming from an obviously pro-Raoul fandom ID of "whereisyourredscarf" ;-)

And then this afternoon I got a 'review' on "High City on a Hill" that turned out to be just another copy of the cut and paste troll rant that has been doing the rounds...

I honestly wanted to like this story, but this is just bad. It's akin to sniffing a moldy egg casserole from the back of my fridge: a stupid waste of time for something rotten that belongs in the trash. God help you.
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If you fail to comply by not responding or worse yet, attempt to leave a negative review, I will report your account to both The Critics United as well as the other site administrators for deletion. Do not think of blocking or reporting us. I will find out and there will be consequences if you do something stupid to him.[...]

You would have thought that people would get sick of sending this same message out at random for years and years, but apparently not.