Batman and Alfred

Perpetuating here (as opposed to perpetrating, but doing that as well) another piece of random Internet editing, because I did put far more thought and fiddling-around-with-wording into it than the recipient will ever have the faintest idea :-p

Alfred: "Master Bruce, you're back!"
Alfred: "What are you wearing?"

Bruce: "I'll tell you later."

Bruce walks into the manor, and walks towards the stairs.

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"Master Bruce, you're back!" Alfred's smile faded to a rather appalled look. "But what on earth are you wearing?"
"I'll tell you later," Bruce said briefly, walking past him and straight up the stairs.