Embarrassing revelations

You know you've been watching too much Voiceplay when you have a dream about Geoff Castellucci helping turn out spare keys for an imaginary holiday cottage using a lathe on your back lawn... (Not sure why my subconscious cast him as the handyman type -- must have been the Sixteen Tons video!) I believe they were actually level crossing keys, as it was supposed to be a converted station house :-)

(I was taken aback to discover that the average American apparently isn't acquainted with the name 'Geoff' and can't pronounce it; I didn't realise that Webster's spelling changes had gone as far as to re-render 'Geoffrey' as 'Jeffery' for the US market...)