Writer's Block: Ready for Your Close-up

[Error: unknown template qotd] The last time I was asked who would play me in the film of my life I believe I said "Peter Lorre"...

Or Buster Keaton for a closer facial resemblance. I should be honoured to be played by either of them.

The plot... would be about someone who retreats into a tower and refuses to come out again, ending up surrounded by a vast number of hobbies and pursuits with no people in sight. I don't know if it gets more interesting towards the end, that bit hasn't happened yet.