Writer's Block: Fashion faux pas

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[Error: unknown template qotd]The strangest thing in my closet (?=wardrobe) ? Probably the 1980s blue plastic 'foot spa' that was left behind unsold after a jumble sale -- I used to have a lot of trouble with my feet before I resorted to hand-made shoes, and so appropriated it. I don't use it very often now as it is a pain to get out and set up (not to mention draining several pints of water afterwards), but it does help. I think the vibration probably relaxes the feet. You have to be careful not to rest too much weight on it while sitting though, or the plastic deforms and starts grinding against the mechanism -- or at least something causes it to make unpleasant labouring sounds.

*reads thread title*

Oh, this was supposed to be about clothes, was it?